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Stoke Up a hot date with cannabis pick-up lines, pothead chat ups, and weed come-on jokes.
Colorado 420 Pick Up Line: Hey, I’m feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me on!
Cannabis Come-On: Dude, ya know, you’re weedy funny!
Mile High Pick Up Line: Hey there, I have a huge kush on you!
Stoner Hook Up Line: Hey, is your name Mary Jane? ‘Cause I want you in my Ziplock bag.
Zoner Pick Up Line: Hey, you’re on fire! No, wait, that’s just my blunt.
Weedy Funny Chat Up Line Award: Hey dude, you just blew five smoke rings, so you are inducted into the pothead Olympic hall of fame!
Denver LoDo Pick Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!
Hot Cannabis Come-On: Hey, you’re so hot that I don’t even need a lighter!
Cannabis Hookup Line: Hey girl, we could sing right now, or just smoke some weed to actually hit that high note.
Pothead Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you don’t stop laughing, you won’t hear the punchline!
Stoner Groupie Pick Up Line: Hey, I can be your buzz amplifier?
Stoner Song Lyrics Pick Up Line: You must be as dope as weed, because right now you’re all I need.
Edible Come-On: Hey girl, you’re hotter than these Alice B. Tokeless brownies!
Pothead Pick Up Line: Wow, it just got hot in here ’cause your kush is smoking!
Cannabis Pick Up Line: Dude, is that a 9-inch blunt in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, if you spend the night, we can wake up and bake up in the morning.
Weedy Funny Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I am very polite, so I hit the bowl every time.
High Country Pick-Up Line: Hey you, wanna come over to light up my life and light up this blunt?
Smokin’ Hot Come-On: Dude, let’s just blow this joint.
Colorado Cannabis-ism: Weed my lips!
Mile High City Pick Up Line: Don’t be shy, let’s get high.
Weedy Fun Chat Up Line: Hey, let’s just hash out some awesome weekend plans.
Blunt Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how ’bout you Zigzag your way up here?
Weedy Moving Pick-Up Line: Hey Mary Jane, how ’bout you climb aboard my canna-bus?
Stoner Anti Pick Up Line: You are right! It appears that smoking weed makes you stupid, ’cause the more I smoke, the dumber you sound.
Cannabis Come-On: Hey girl, you are a breath of fresh air or carbon monoxide, but when I THC you, I forget the question.
Canna Funny Chat Up Line: Hey Maryjane, you’re the most beautiful weed I seed this season!
Classic Colorado Pick Up Line: Whoa, are you a joint? ‘Cause you’re smokin’!
Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe, are you a pot head? Hot! So Babe, are you a pot head, too? Cool!
Stoner Pick Up Line: Weed be cute together.
Cannabis Pick Up Line: Hey baby, your smile can get me higher than blunt chat!
Weed Hookup Line: Hey bae, are you my ganja? ‘Cause I want to pack you full.
Mile High Pick-Me-Up Line: Hey hottie, don’t be shy, let’s get high.
Zoner Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Cheech? ‘Cause I’d like to Chong ya!
Stoner Pick Up Line: Hey, I wanna TH-SEE you naked!
Cannabis Pick Up Line: Hey girl, in another space and time, do you think weed be lovers?
Weedy Realistic Come-On: Hey, I’ll let you hit this, if I can tap that!
Pot Head Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Black Bart? ‘Cause I bet I could light up your night.
Not Angry Pothead Pick Up Line: Dude I just want to hit that.
Hot Blunt Pick Up Line: Thank goodness I’m wearing gloves, because Maryjane, you’re just way too hot to handle.
Q. What do you call a horny stoner?
A. A weed wacker!
Hungry Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Alice B. Tokeless? ‘Cause you are one really tasty edible.
Smokin’ Colorado Come-On: Hey, you’re so HOT that you just lit my blunt.
Off-Roading Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, let’s make like a blunt and roll.
Weed Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Sativa? ‘Cause you’re tall and make me drool when I think about you.
Cannabis Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, it’s almost 4-20 again. How about we light up the afternoon just like we did yesterday?
Cannabis Slogan Come-On: Join the marijuana movement, it’s a joint effort.
Weed Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a drug? ‘Cause that explains why I’m hooked on you.
Colorado Cannabis Come-On: Dude, how about we take the red eye back to Denver?
Weedy Fun Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Green Giggles? ‘Cause you are putting a big smile on my face.
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Marijuana and Weed Pick-up Lines for Stoners
You wanna come over to my place and suck my bong?
Wanna help me smoke this joint?
When IвЂ™m with you, it feels like thereвЂ™s no one else in the room with us. Wait, is there anyone else in the room right now?
I want to T-H-See you naked!
I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.
Are you a chonger? Because you took my breath away.
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