The Best & Most Unique Weed Games On the Web
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The ONLY weed games online that are 100% marijuana-themed, including requiring you to smoke when you screw up! Our online marijuana games feature parody weed games, shooter weed games, intellect and memory marijuana games, 3D weed games and several other types of stoner games. ALL of our weed games are 100% FREE for you to play, with no strings attached.
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Defend Your Marijuana Crops in CROP DEFENDER
In Crop Defender online marijuana game, you must defend your cannabis crops from multiple attackers and threats. This includes cops, thieves, fungus, deer, insects and drought. To make this pot game even more difficult, you must use a different weapon to destroy each type of enemy. From rifles and crossbows to poison and an industrial bong, you must choose each weapon wisely in a race against time.
Repel an Alien Attack in HAZE INVASION
Aliens are invading and the only thing between them and you is a field of marijuana plants. You must fire flaming arrows at the cannabis plants near the aliens until the become too high to advance on your position and are rescued by their ever-present mother ships. Haze Invasion is a 3D “forever” marijuana game that only gets more intense the longer you survive. Special weapons include strength and speed power-ups, as well as the ability to summon a flaming asteroid strike.
Protect Marijuana Crops from Destruction in MIGHTY MITES
In the year 2015, radical right wing republicans in the US government develop and unleash armies of genetically engineered Super Mites designed to eradicate marijuana crops worldwide. In this weed game you must defend these cannabis crops by remotely controlling nano-ships armed with insecticide cannons. But because each mite undergoes mitosis when damaged, every mite killed results in smaller mites branching off and continuing their attack on you. Special effects include the ability to warp to other parts of the field, temporary invincibility, and the ability to acquire additional ships in the event yours is destroyed by a Mighty Mite.
Get Cops High & Collect Weed in STONED MARIO
Our flagship marijuana game is Stoned Mario: 6 levels of beating bad guys with the power of bongs, pot smoke and more. This pot game takes the classic Mario to its next joint-smokingest level. In this parody weed game, you must control Stoned Mario as he makes his way to the jail to free a friend who was busted for growing pot. Along the way you cannot hurt your enemies; you can only get them high using the power of a special bong and joint in order to defeat them.
Avoid Your Enemies & Eat a Ton of Weed in STONED PACMAN
This online marijuana game is way better than the classic. That is, if you like smoking pot. It’s fun to run from ghost cops, bouncers and a nagging Mrs. Pacman, but overall the game is pretty challenging. This stoner game is a parody of the original and requires you to eat a ton of pot leaves and collect special prizes as you go along, all the while trying to avoid your enemies. Magical bongs allow you to eat your enemies, but only for a short time.
Solve Word Puzzles & Try Not to Die in STONED HANGMAN
Stoned Hangman tests your ability to guess a lame marijuana-related phrase while getting progressively higher if you choose the wrong letter. In this memory-based weed game, each player takes turns guessing letters to fill in a blank phrase or group of words. You’ll be given a clue, but they’re not always easy so expect that you might wind up hanging from a noose more often than not…
Test Your Short Term Memory in STONED MEMORY
Stoned Memory mirrors the classic, but this is a true weed game as it actually tests your short term memory. Make a wrong guess? Gotta smoke some more. Good luck with that. This online marijuana game is for 2 players but can be adapted to 4 when played in teams, as Team 1 and Team 2 have completely different sets of cards. Grab your bong and get ready to test your memory in this reefer-remake of the classic kid’s game.
Marijuana Version of Drinking Game Classic: STONED KINGS
Stoned Kings is a weed game that plays on the traditional card version of the drinking game, but you don’t actually need the cards. You just need a lot of weed. This cannabis game is simple; each player takes turns selecting a card and following the corresponding instructions. If you can’t handle this easy game, then you’re probably too stoned already.
Keep Our Too-Stoned Editor Upright in TOO STONED RUSS
In this online weed game you control our editor Russ Hudson as he covers marijuana events in Amsterdam, Denver and Barcelona. Keeping Russ upright isn’t easy! This stoner game requires you to have a very steady hand and the ability to focus your concentration sharply; even when baked.
Try this Twist on the Classic in WEED PONG
Weed Pong is just like Beer Pong, but in this marijuana game, you toss the ping pong ball into bongs, and you have to smoke weed when your team falls behind. This pot game can be played with two teams of people, with one person from each team playing at a time. Players must carefully align the randomized blue circle above a bong and hit “spacebar” at just the right time in order to make their shots.
We have several more marijuana games in development, but we are always open to collaboration with third party game and software developers. At this stage we are looking to produce several more flash or HTML based weed games, as well as development of some 3D stoner games based in Unity, and the expansion of our existing cannabis games. We are also actively seeking collaboration with parties interested in making our weed games available for download on mobile devices such as iPhones, Androids, etc.
Even if you’re not a developer or software engineer, if you have ideas for new weed games, please let us know. This includes ideas for online marijuana games as well as physical weed games like board games or marijuana card games.
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RULES FOR STONED MARIO:
Here’s how Stoned Mario works: FIRST and most IMPORTANT, leave your cursor on the active screen. Or better yet, leave your cursor somewhere in the game screen.
*Use the Arrow Keys to move
*Use Spacebar to blow a cloud of intoxicating pot smoke at your enemies
*Follow the on-screen commands and try not to die!
*In the later levels there’s a bird that tries to shit on you – avoid this little bastard!
***If you are using a mobile device, smartphone or tablet, you may not be able to see the game above. To play, you will need to download a version of Flash player that will work for your device. Go to your favorite app store and type “flash player” in the search bar, then download the appropriate app for your device.***
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Stoned Mario RULES FOR STONED MARIO: Here’s how Stoned Mario works : FIRST and most IMPORTANT, leave your cursor on the active screen. Or better yet, leave your cursor somewhere in the game