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How to convince your parents to smoke weed

i feel your pain man, but mostly those parents have stopped caring about what their kids do.

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haha, i guess my best friend and i lucked out. both of our parents are fine when we’re baked, his mom even lets him smoke in his room. i’m pretty jealous ahaha.

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my friend straight up wrote an essay about how there’s really nothing wrong with weed. they appreciated the effort, hahha. she was granted immunity from groundings if she got caught smoking, but she’s not allowed to smoke and drive, smoke in the house, etc. limitations i guess.

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Before you can convince your parents to let you smoke weed,
convince your parents that they should smoke weed.
Things will just work themselves out after that.
Also once you are done with high school parents stop giving a fuck.

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my brother brought back a 3.5 gpa report card, then rolled a joint on top of it, in front of them.

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that is so epic.

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I told my mom through a blood test at the emergency room. she didnt care about the copious amount of THC in my system. Probably because i was in the emergency room. it still worked as a great ice breaker though. hahaha

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Download these movies via bittorrent and let them watch it:

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my parents both smoke so do i and 2 of my brothers. they always knew but it was never spoke of it. one day i was came home high and my mother asked if i ever had any. i gave it to her and we smoked it together. now i can smoke when ever i want where ever i want and no one cares

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I got caught with weed at school in tenth grade and i got kicked out and my parents were so pissed forever, two and a half years later, aka three days ago my mom found my pipe in my closet and told me she wanted it out of there. She told me to be careful when i was smoking, and that she used to smoke back in the day, and she said give your pipe to someone else, blunts are better anyway! hahahaha i love her

“Weed makes days like this grand.”

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my parents just told me they would rather me tell them what im doing, ie. smoking weed, partying etc. than me doing it behind their back. so i just sya hey mom im goin to a party and shes just like “dont drink and drive or smoke and fly” Ha

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Have no police, no tickets, good grades, responsable, im going to college 1500 miles from home.
Just show them that by letting you smoke, it lets you chill and do what you need. show it wont cause a stereotypical stoner lazy ass. just gotta show em your right 🙂

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just smoke with them like i do

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when i think about it. i never had to convince my parents to allow me to smoke. but they were just cool with it and very understanding of how much i love weed. . plus what lgc553 said, that helped alot. they let me chief in the house. [because they’d rather i do it at home and not get caught than for me to do it in public and get fucked over by the police] plus i’m 18, so if i DO get caught it’s fully my responsibility.

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just light up in front of them and say yea this is happening, then do your homework

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ahaha good shit

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i was just like, hey i smoke and you cant change that, so they said thats fine just not on my property. which is cool cause i still smoke blunts and shit at my house and when they’re home i rip tubes in my bedroom, hands down best way besides a vap to smoke it your room and not get caught. if your good at it

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my parents have caught me so many times that they just accepted it

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eventually they get used to it!

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I just had a straight up honest conversation with my mom telling her that I know I live under her roof & that I should obey her rules, but I’m at an age now where I can make decisions on my own, and my decision is to smoke weed. Haha. She was okay with it.

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its all about the grades, ur parents really dont give a fuck as long its in the house and ur gettin good grades

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My mom decided to let me smoke weed as long as I’m not a fucking idiot with it. I explained this to her and she said that shes okay with it just as long as I dont fuck up my grades or anything. You could also explain to your parents that its just weed and can literally do nothing to harm you. Or you could always just say fuck it and not care what they think about it hahaha

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I come from a family of stoners. My parents flipped shit when they found out I smoked cigarettes, but they were pretty chill with the green.

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My mom has caught me over five times in less than a year, and each time she caught me she took drastic measures to stop me fom smoking, but eventually she realized that nothing she could would stop me, her efforts were futile. It also helps being eighteen and continuing education after highschool.

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Oh, i almost forget, make her watch The Union. Its a phenomenal documentary that informs you of anything you’d want to know about weed. It also disproves the myth that it kills brain cells and causes lung cancer

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it really depends on whether your parents smoked before you were born,
and how much they liked it,
and how much they care about you,
and how responsible they think you are.
i was stoked when i did it

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its not that my parents aren’t cool with smoking the problem is that it is illegal so no matter how well I do in school or anything, if i ever got caught I’m screwed. I can’t convince them it’s ok because while they get it from a drug stand point it is the law and I can’t beat that.

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Legality was a problem too when my parents found my stash. Heres my take on this matter. Moral: Morally most people think that any mind altering substance is bad. Thats when you throw the old alcohol line in there. alcohol is legal and is far, far more dangerous then weed. Legal: Another problem people have with allowing their children to smoke is the legality. So two steps to take in this matter are saying things like, “Well speeding is illegal and I’ve seen you do that, littering is illegal, I’ve seen you do illegal things that are worse then smoking a plant so I don’t see how you could tell me this is bad.”

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I just tell them. I’ll be like “Mom, I’m high as fuck,” and she’ll just tell me to be careful and have fun. My dad’s not as cool with it, but he knows. Just be honest with them. They mainly just want you to be safe.

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just tell you parents it will help with your anorexia

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just be like, “WHATEVER! I do what I want!”

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i think my brother ruined any chance of that when they caught him slangin from the household.

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Some parents aka mine
don’t care how much you show them
my parents are so stubborn
I’ve shown them scientific evidence
proven them wrong about addiction
by going on a three month break
I even have a job, do good in school
have never gotten by the police
and have my future planned out
but its their house their rules
so thats why im moving out

but at first i was like im tired of hiding it
but now i wish i never brought it up ;p

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Ok you have to write them a letter like this one and leve it on the fridge the night before you do this:

dear Mom and Dad,

I am running away, i have been a crystal meth addict for the past month and i don’t want to hurt your guys so i am going to live on the streets. I also recently got a girl pregnant (or your got pregnant if your a chick) and we decided to abort the baby i am really sorry for any trouble i will miss your guys and i love you.

P.S. I am lying i am still in bed and i havent left yet but all of this could beaoided if you just let me smoke weed:)

There you go you should be able to do it just write a letter kinda like this

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i did that ! my mom used to be so uptight about smoking. they even tried putting me through rehab!
i just didn’t give up and she saw how much happier i was when i was smoking, so after like a year she said she wouldn’t drug test me or search my room.. just don’t smoke in the house 🙂

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dude my parents were just the same way but i just kept talkin about it and bringing it up sayin the facts and all and i think it finally got thru 2 her she found 2 of my pipes in a matter of a week & i told her im not gunna stop anytime soon she got pissed but gave me back my pipes cuz i paid good money for em and said if your gunna do that i dont wanna see it in the house

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I did this too, worked. Except they haven’t found my pipe

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you just have to not get in trouble follow there rules like if they have any about a curfew if you do that and you keep good grades you can be like i follow all your rules then show them the facts on marijuana and be like this is my choice. My dads only worry was me driving high and that it was illegal hes been fine with it except the laws and punishments because its illegal

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tell them to watch the union.

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my mom smokes with me. (x

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my mom used to smoke and she says she knows its not that bad, so shes fine with it. lucky me .

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Kussshhh dude same shit my dads told me about he smoked everyday in highschool and dropped Hellaa CID but still doesn’t want me smokin says I’m not old enough and I did just get arrested for poss. Like 2 weeks ago but fuck it I’m still burnin well atleast untill probo starts

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Come out striaght up and offer to share.

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dud, im like programming my mom’s mind so that she will let me smoke using subliminal messages in her music, does anybody think this will work?

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facts. hit em with knowledge. my mom was chill about it after a while, but i was seriously thinking about making a powerpoint kinda thing. idk, tell them the facts about the beautiful plant we all love, and know for what it is. they’ve probably been fed a bunch of bullshit. not even like 30 years ago there were a lot of negative propaganda about weed, they might be wrapped around it. good luck! 🙂

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My problem is that I have great grades, go to a top notch high school, am super responsible, and don’t really make any more mistakes than the average person. My parents used to smoke a ton before I was born, and have a little since I was born. I basically have all of the ideal situations going for me, but they still don’t want me to do it. It’s really kinda crazy. They’re like we see you headed down a path that could end really badly, and I’m like because I smoke some herb? It doesn’t make any sense.

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I told them I’d rather be honest about what I’m doing then lie about it. So they’re pretty cool with it.

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I just casually asked my mom recently and so she called my dad to see what he thought. She told me before she called that there wasn’t really anything in their power that they can do to stop me but they would rather me smoke ganja (thats not laced) than drink or do hardcore drugs. My dad was disappointed because my bro did the opposite and didn’t even try to ask. He just blazed. My mom thought I was really mature about the subject and I gave her real facts about the good things about weed **which is everything** and she said I could smoke weed as long as i keep my grades up, smoke off the property when with friends, don’t buy on school property, don’t tell anyone that my parents are okay with it, and when by myself I don’t smoke in the house. SUPER CHILL BRO. Hella fuckin happy that I chose to ask and now I’m basically allowed to smoke! Haha! I know I’m answering this question way after it was asked but for those people in the future who are looking for answers, with reasonable parents that do care, should try this. Happy blazinghazing guys!

P.S.
– I’m 15 years old as of today (11/7/2013)

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Man! I could be high and like be chilling in the living room. My mom or sister notices they won’t say none but they’ll pee test me instead. I don’t understand why they don’t let me smoke smh. I’ve been smoking for over six months now and I’ve been doing good in school got mainly A’s and a few B’s. And I’m doing sports yet they’re still not cool with me relaxing my mind. Keeping your grades up is tough and stressful! I have a lot of bud but I only smoke about once a week like just a joint to reward myself. Brooo omfg! I wish I could just smoke without my mom or sister complaining.

people have done it, HOW!? Who ever has convinced their parents to let them smoke, please help me out i dont want to keep hiding.