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I Smoke Pot I Think It’s Cool

I smoke pot I think it’s cool

I’ll smoke it while driving to school

I’ll drink and I’ll smoke while I take you to class

IF YOU TELL I’LL KICK YOUR ASS

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It Alive

Weed, Weed on a leaf

Weed, Weed on a tree

Weed, Weed in my room

Weed, Weed where’s my shroom

Weed, Weed I forgot

Weed, Weed That apple’s hot

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The Blunt That Never Ends

Parody of “The Song That Never Ends” from Lambchop’s Playalong.

This is the blunt that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Some people started smoking it
Not knowing what it was
And kept on smoking it
Just because (because because because)

(Continue from the top)

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What a Navaho Indian Talks About When He’s Stoned

The voice that beautifies the land
The voice above
The voice of the grasshopper,
Among the plants,
Again and again it sound, –
The voice that beautifies the land

(C) Stoner Poems I Smoke Pot I Think It’s Cool I smoke pot I think it’s cool I’ll smoke it while driving to school I’ll drink and I’ll smoke while I take you to class IF YOU TELL I’LL